currently resting in an undisclosed location

Dick Cheney is easier to find

you'll never get it out of us

ok, maybe just one little sip

don't tell anyone...

D. B. Cooper R/398
2 Year Old Rum

198 liters @ 80.5% abv
(161 proof)

Liters Of Alcohol: 158.2

we may be missing a few liters due to the angel's share and our strict policy of vigorous testing procedures